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16 January 2006 @ 03:13 pm
 

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Law_kitten!

  1. Only one person in two billion will live to be law_kitten.
  2. The porpoise is second to law_kitten as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
  3. Without its lining of law_kitten, your stomach would digest itself!
  4. Law_kitten was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes.
  5. If you cut law_kitten in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
  6. Law_kitten has three eyelids.
  7. If you toss law_kitten 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
  8. Law_kitten is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
  9. Law_kitten can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee!
  10. The most dangerous form of law_kitten is the bicycle.
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on the ragged edge of weirdnesshagdinvincible on January 17th, 2006 05:11 pm (UTC)
LMAO!!! You got some great ones--I especially like number one!